中式英语大全
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[搞笑] 中式英语大全
[size=2]1. 爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who 2. 白痴：White eat! 3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban 4. 班长：class long 5. 彼此彼此：you me you me 6. 表妹：watch sister 7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me
8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one 9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose 10. 不三不四：
no three no four 11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun 12. 车祸现场描述 ：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die 13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart 14. 吃白食：eat white food 15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know 16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake 17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you 18. 电源线：power line 19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see 20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee 21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color
22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 23. 恭喜发财：go high try 24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born 25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong 26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die 27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up 28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）
29. 红颜知己：red face know me 30. 加油：add oil 31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower 32. 开水：open water 33. 看不看：see no see？
34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go 35. 课间操：lesson between 36. 老表：old watch
37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞 ：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole 38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger 39. 没脸见人：have no face see person 40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough 41. 面试：face try 42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who! 43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay! 44. 你爱我吗：you love I？
45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you 46. 你给我等着：you give me wait 47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out 48. 你给我记住：you give me remember 49. 你给我站住：you give me stop 50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go 51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where 52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go! 53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you ？ 54. 你他妈的：you he mother’s
55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who 56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you! 57. 你有两下子：you have two down son 58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son 60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see 61. 七上八下：seven up eight down 62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl 63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee 64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped 65. 去你妈：go you mother 66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world 67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea 68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind 69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher 70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning 71. 色狼：colour wolf 72. 生日快乐：birthday happy 73. 上网：up net 74. 上学：up school 75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice 76. 是不是：yes no yes 77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice
78. 十三点：ten three point 79. 试试看：try try see 80. 耍帅：play handsome 81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang! 82. 谈朋友：talk friend 83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow 84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）
85. 王八：king eight 86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs 87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water 88. 王老五：wang old five 89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed 90. 我的天呀！：my sky ! 91. 我服了你！：I follow you! 92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass 93. 我叫李老大，今年25 