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最简短的英语小笑话Oneday,theteacherinquiredPeter:"Howmuchisfourminusfour?"Peterwastongue-tied.theteachergotangryandsaid:"Whatafool!Yousee,ifIputfourcoinsinyourpocket,butthereisaholeinyourpocketandallofthemleakout,nowwhatisleftinyourpocket?""Thehole,"repliedPeter.一天，都是问彼德：“四减四等于几?”彼德张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说：“真笨!你想，如果我放四个硬币在你的口袋里，但你的口袋里有个窟窿，结果四个硬币都漏掉了。那么，你的口袋里还有什么?”“窟窿，”彼德答道。FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsarebare."LaterthateveningIopenedmypresentwithenthusiasm."Happybirthday,"hesaid,asIunwrappedanewpairofgardeninggloves.几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看
到了，我的两手都是光光的。”那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpickedupthephoneandpretendedthathehadabigdealworking.Hethrewhugefiguresaroundandmadegiantcommitments.一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。Finally,hehungupandaskedthevisitor."CanIhelpyou?"Themansaid,"Sure.I'vecometoinstallthephone."到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observed
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