老友记(六人行)第一季剧本 省纸打印版 免费
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101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion
[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]
Monica:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!
Joey:C'mon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chandler:AllrightJoey,benice.Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?(Theyallstare,bemused.
Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-just-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!
(Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.
Chandler:AndIjustwantamilliondollars!(Heextendshishandhopefully.Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:OhGodMonicahi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!Waitress:CanIgetyousomecoffee?
Monica:(pointingatRachelDe-caff.(toAllOkay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.(toRachelThisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?Rachel:Hi,sure!Ross:Hi.
(TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.Hesitsbackhall.Andhe'sawayalot.
Monica:Joey,stophittingonher!It'sherweddingday!
Joey:What,likethere'saruleorsomething?(ThedoorbuzzersoundsandChandlergetsit.Chandler:Pleasedon'tdothatagain,it'sahorriblesound.
Paul:(overtheintercomIt's,uh,it'sPaul.Monica:OhGod,isit6:30?Buzzhimin!Joey:Who'sPaul?
Ross:PaultheWineGuy,Paul?
Monica:Maybe.Joey:Wait.Your'notarealdate'tonightiswithPaultheWineGuy?Ross:Hefinallyaskedyouout?Monica:Yes!
Chandler:Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.nothavingsex.
Chandler:Soundslikeadatetome.[TimeLapse]
Chandler:Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.
All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.
Chandler:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.Joey:Insteadof...?Chandler:That'sright.Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.
Chandler:Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.
Monica:Andtheyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?!Chandler:Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme![TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]Ross:(mortifiedHi.
Joey:Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?
Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...Chandler:Cookie?
Monica:(explainingtotheothersCarolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(toRossLetmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.
Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?Phoebe:Fine!Bemurky!
Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.Monica:Noyoudon't.
Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Joey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...Ross:No!!Okay?!