[搞笑] 中式英语大全

[size=2]1. 爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who

2. 白痴：White eat!

3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban

4. 班长：class long

5. 彼此彼此：you me you me

6. 表妹：watch sister

7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me

8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one

9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose

10. 不三不四： no three no four

11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun

12. 车祸现场描述 ：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die

13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart

14. 吃白食：eat white food

15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know

16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake

17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you

18. 电源线：power line

19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see

20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee

21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color

22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face

23. 恭喜发财：go high  try

24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born

25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong

26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die

27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up

28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）

29. 红颜知己：red face know me

30. 加油：add oil

31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower

32. 开水：open water

33. 看不看：see no see?

34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go

35. 课间操：lesson between 

36. 老表：old watch

37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞 ：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole

38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger

39. 没脸见人：have no face see person

40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough

41. 面试：face try

42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!

43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!

44. 你爱我吗：you love I?

45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you

46. 你给我等着：you give me wait

47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out

48. 你给我记住：you give me remember

49. 你给我站住：you give me stop

50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go

51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where

52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!

53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?

54. 你他妈的：you he mother’s

55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who

56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!

57. 你有两下子：you have two down son

58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！

59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son

60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see 

61. 七上八下：seven up eight down

62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl

63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee

64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped

65. 去你妈：go you mother

66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world

67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea

68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind

69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher

70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning

71. 色狼：colour wolf

72. 生日快乐：birthday happy

73. 上网：up net

74. 上学：up school

75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice

76. 是不是：yes no yes

77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice

78. 十三点：ten three point

79. 试试看：try try see

80. 耍帅：play handsome

81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!

82. 谈朋友：talk friend

83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow

84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）

85. 王八：king eight

86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs

87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water

88. 王老五：wang old five

89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed

90. 我的天呀！：my sky !

91. 我服了你！：I  follow  you!

92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass

93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 25

94. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？

95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son

96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two

97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom 

98. 我是中国人：I am in China

99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）

100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover

101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk

102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile

103. 心花怒放 ：heart flower angry open

104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch

105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one

106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?

107. 一分耕耘一分收穫：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE

108. 一见钟情：One  look  clock  love

109. 意思意思：meaning meaning

110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase

111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update

112. 远水解不了近渴：Far  water  car  not  save  near  thirsty

113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah

114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?

115. 怎么是你：how are you?

116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）

117. 这样也行？：this too good?

118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know

119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year

120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE

121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle

122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!

123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past

124. 走着瞧：go and look!

125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five

126. 作早操：do early [/size]

Keep on going Never give up

Where there is a will , there is a way .

Be yourself ,and be the person you help to be . （做你自己想要做的那种人）

The most perfect human being is the one who most thoroughly addresses himself to the activity of his best powers !

God helps those who help themselves！

Where there is life, there is hope!

“Yesterday is history;tomorrow is mystery;today is a gift.That's why it's called the present.”

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