搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
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搞笑英文话剧剧本
ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒
T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S
S:Look,master(凑近T………（T、S一齐转向E）
T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,nottobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!
E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回
T:(缩手I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……
T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?
E:(递Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!
E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,
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Iwill……….
S:Youwillwhat(凶相?
E:(软禁Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤.S:Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?
E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!
T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!
J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway…..T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!(安装（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis…..?
S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走
T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1B1:(接近三人，望着CanIjoinyou?
T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthree
peopleareenough.
B1:(在一旁观看Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出B1:DoubleKing!
T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门
S:(回来，看见B1Oh,monster!(上前就打B1:（倒Ah……
T:(气愤Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸S:Oh,pleasedon’t……
T:It’stoolate!(唱Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱
S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头
T:(呛住，咳Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!
B:(真身出现Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆 