Bobo: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to today’s “If you are the one”.

Do you want a husband? Do you want a superman? Qk , follow me.

Let’s welcome the three girls.

Come on, babies!

Let us start the first part, “show yourself”

Elaine: Hello, everyone. I want a husband. Actually, I really want a husband.

I want a rich husband. He must have houses and luxuries cars.

I prefer to cry in the BMW rather than laugh in the bike.

If you are rich enough, baby is not the problem.

Bobo: Wo……what do you really want, husband or ……..Mr. money?

Anyway, welcome the next one.

Wendy: Good evening. I’m Wendy. The lover in my dream…en……he must understand me totally. He must have a white horse. I just want a warm family.

In this place, I wish I could find my true prince.

Rosemary: Good evening. I’m Rosemary. You see, I’m beautiful, right? Tell you a secret, do you want to know, oh……really? I had just few boyfriends before, just 37. Now, I’m single, who wants to be the 38?

Bobo: Now, the most important figure will come in. let’s welcome the male guest: Tom.

Tom: I don’t believe your program can go on without me. I’m the only male in this place.

I want to tell you, the first girl. I’m rich. Look, these are all my keys. This-BMW, this-Hummer, and this-the house near the sea…cards , this -

Bobo: oh..oh…that’s enough, I want to marry you too..

Tom: Please forgive me. Wendy, I must tell you. In fact, I’m a prince.

What’s more, I have a horse, but it’s black.

Don’t worry, if you agree to marry me, I will pain it into white.

As to the third girl, you, out!

Rosemary: why, why, why?

Tom: No reason. Just out!!!!.

Rosemary: I hate you, bad guy!!!

B: Next is question and answer. Are you ready?

Elaine: me, me!

Bobo: ok, I’ll give you the chance.

Elaine: Do you drop hair?

Tom: How do you know that? Actually, I do.

Elaine: I can help you. You know, I am selling ………

Tom: oh…you are a very kind girl. Can we talk about some details about this?

Elaine: Of course. Why not? By the way, let’s talk about the price. The lowest I can offer is……

Bobo: Hey, you guys, wake up. This is the not ad time, ok?,

Wendy: Please, I’m here too.

Tom: oh….sorry. To show my greatest apologies, my beautiful lady, what can I do for you?

Wendy: Can you perform a play for me?

Tom: It’s my honor. I’ll sing a song for you.

………….

Bobo: interesting program, charming man.

Then I will give a chance to you. You can ask one personal question to one female gust.

Tom: Wendy, have you remembered Xia Yuhe near the Daming river?

Wendy: who is she, Er kang’s mother in law?

Tom: Wendy, you are so smart.

Bobo: Till now, I think you have made a decision. Tom, hold the girl’s hand if you choose her.

Tom: oh……..my beautiful lady. I’m so sorry. Can I say something to you, Wendy?

Wendy: Sure.

Tom: em…..em………my dear, I love you when a first sight. I know that seems unbelievable. But please trust me. And I will give you the happiest life in the world.

Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. My attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affections. I’ll protect you forever. ( proposal )

Wendy: Yes, I do.

Bobo: So touching. At last, who wants to be Mary’s 38? If you like, call her. Her number is

3838438.Thank you for watching the show, see you next week, bye bye.

And please remember, I’m single too.

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