英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。

有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。

最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。

人物

Ada: Little girl

Candy: Queen

Evander: King

Evelyn

Joel: Prince

Rita: Singer /Woman

Yilina: Witch

Summary

Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.

And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.

There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.

And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

SCENE I

(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)

Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.

Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.

Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!

（Flying to the Fragrance country）

Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)

Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.

Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table My hand My chair My head Or my window Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!

SCENE II

(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)

Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.

Crow A: Please go away…

Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.

Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.

Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!

(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)

Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.

Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.

Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.

Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.

Prince: Why does everyone dislike me I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.

(Prince continues to walk.)

Prince: What can I do I want my sweet-smelling feet back.

(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)

Stranger A: Did you step in something Check your shoes.

Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.

Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.

Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!

Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.

(Prince continues to walk.)

SCENE III

Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.”

Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.

Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…

(In the palace.)

Queen: I am the queen!

King: Of course I am the king!

Queen: You never care about your daughter!!!

King: So…what happened to our baby

Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!

King: So…what can we do

(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)

King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.

Princess: Take them all Are you sure

King: Yes!

Princess: (Take medicine) I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!

(Try another method.)

King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.

Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..

(Try a third method.)

Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.

King: Yes yes! (Open the door) Is she the one (See Ada)

Queen: Oh~no!

King: Is she the one

Queen: Of course! Please start singing!

Rita: I am a magic singer. (Clean the throat.) Can I start to sing

Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me….

Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!

King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas.

Queen: Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..

King: You can say that again.

Queen: Let’s get ready.

(King and queen are preparing …)

Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine.

(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)

King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.

Queen: OK! (Point to Ada) You just do it. Go out on the streets and find some help.

SCENE IV

(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.)

Prince: (To himself.) A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try

King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.

Prince: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.) Sorry! My dear princess!

Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.

King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you Don’t scare us!

(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)

King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.

(Queen hugs the Princess.)

Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.

King: (To the prince.) Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.

Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!

Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.

King: Yes! This is a happy ending.

Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

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